. :)This one is old, a time when to go for No .2s in an English public toilet costed a penny. The cubical door had a coin operated lock that the penny opened.A man went to see his doctor, “Doc, I’m constipated, I haven’t been in nearly a week.”So the doctor examined him, gave him some laxatives and sent him on his way.Two days later, the guy is back, still nothing.So the doc gives him some more powerful ones and sends him away.Again he’s back, demanding that the doc does something and quickly.The doc says “I’ve got these experimental ones, but they work in thirty seconds, they are so powerful I can’t send you home with them so you have to use the public toilet across the street. Our toilet is out of action and won’t be fixed for at least 10 days.”“So, before I give them to you, I need to see you make the toilet in less than 30 seconds.”So the doc gets out a stopwatch, says GO, and the guy starts running, down the stairs, across the pavement, dives between cars almost causing an. We left the hotel and made our way up to the city centre, the hotel was on the outskirts, it wasn’t far about 20 minutes walk, but the walk was nice. We strolled down the roads hand in hand, Looking at all the interesting things along the way it looked so different in the daylight, it really came to life, really busy with people going about there everyday lives. We bumped into a middle aged Irish lady, literally, we turned a corner as she was walking out a shop door and wham, her fruit went flying, I managed to grab her arm before she fell. We are so sorry we said. English are ya, she replied, ya should watch where ya going next time, look at me fruit there, all up the floor. It’ll be all bruised by morning tomorrow ya know. I kindly offered to pay for it to be replaced, she accepted. We truly are sorry we said again. Don’t worry about it, it’s grand, she said with a smile. She turned to sandy and laid her hand on her shoulder, ya got a fine husband there, he’s a keeper, ya know,.
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